Stephen: Naming The Artist “Best Picture” it’s an outrage, forget that’s French, when you buy a movie ticket, you’re paying for sound, and light, and plenty of it! When I go to the movies, I want the brightest, loudest movie imaginable. If the cacophony of bright colors, lights and explosions doesn’t give me an epileptic seizure, I demand my money back! I go in with a bite stick. That’s why I say that the best movie of 2011 was “Transformers: Dark of The Moon.”
(Source: jonwithabullet, via drunkonstevphen)
awesome… another seizure joke
funny c9z its true

Arsenal, Real Madrid and the Germany NT (if you don't follow football, please note that I post/reblog A LOT of football)
The rest: Random stuff I find funny or interesting, often involving cute dogs and kitties, movies, and TV shows. At the moment, be warned that I reblog A TON of The Avengers/Tom Hiddleston.
The good news: everything is tagged for easy filtering with Tumblr Savior and I always tag.